You will do no such thing, least for that particular reasoning.
[He knew she was playing for a jest, but he liked her blue hair long. He gave her hair a playful tug and narrowed his blue eye to at least engage mildly with her game. After all, her long hair was a testament of their relationship in a sense. She had stopped cutting it when she had come to his care; he had learned to braid hair for her and no other reason.
His fingers worked up the second plait methodically, freeing up all of her hair after a few minutes. Like the first, he carded his fingers through the long locks to check for obvious tangles.]
no subject
[He knew she was playing for a jest, but he liked her blue hair long. He gave her hair a playful tug and narrowed his blue eye to at least engage mildly with her game. After all, her long hair was a testament of their relationship in a sense. She had stopped cutting it when she had come to his care; he had learned to braid hair for her and no other reason.
His fingers worked up the second plait methodically, freeing up all of her hair after a few minutes. Like the first, he carded his fingers through the long locks to check for obvious tangles.]
Finish your coffee then bathe.