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[conflictresolution]

"Leave a missive, but be brief about it."

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Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

A state I too would prefer you avoided.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

if i become an ice block, its no big deal. my amazingness will melt it all away.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

That's not how ice works.

[He was still trying not to smile.]

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

as far as u know.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

Do we need to ask someone to confirm that I am right?

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

ew, no.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

Debate over then.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

just because ure older AND my dad doesnt mean u get to decide when something is over.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

Doesn't it?

Would you prefer I pulled the "I own large swaths of the Undercity" and thus am your boss, card?

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

i am making a tiny red angry face at u right now.

these stupid piece of junk charms cant do any of the fun stuff.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

Describing it doesn't increase the potential impact.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

im hiding and drinking all the wine when u fall asleep tonight.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

Fine, just don't drunk vomit on my chair.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

oh im drunk vomiting alright! and totally on the chair. now what?

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

I'll burn the chair. Wine vomit doesn't come out of leather.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

how do u know? WAIT. did the ogre puke on ur chair? ppppllleasse tell me she did!!!

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

No, but she did bleed on my floor and couch on more than on occasion.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

thats amazing to hear!

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

Of course you would say that.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

duuuhh!! shes a rat. of course ill say that.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

She is loyal to the cause, and that's enough.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

yea. shes a loyal punching bag.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

She earns and takes her lumps like everyone else.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

whatever. im going to cook fish and bring it home. do u have enough candles?

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

Of course. I over-prepare on the daily.