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[conflictresolution]

"Leave a missive, but be brief about it."

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Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

You've never held a baby, have you? They are a distinct lack of safety.

Text; Charm 1/3

[opheliac]

when would i ever hold a baby?

Text; Charm 2/3

[opheliac]

( ... then her thoughts drift off to something. )

Text; Charm 3/3

[opheliac]

actually scrap the whole thing. lets not talk about babies.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

Let's hope never. They are soft and strange.

Yes, let us discuss other matters entirely.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

i forgot what we were talking about beforehand. but im at my treehouse! everything is still intact but its soooooooooo cold out here. i think ill have no problem keeping fish frozen. ill just stick it out on the porch, ha ha ha!

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

You have enough warm clothes?

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

yea. im not spending the night here. unless i want to be an ice block. only when the sun is out.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

A state I too would prefer you avoided.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

if i become an ice block, its no big deal. my amazingness will melt it all away.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

That's not how ice works.

[He was still trying not to smile.]

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

as far as u know.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

Do we need to ask someone to confirm that I am right?

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

ew, no.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

Debate over then.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

just because ure older AND my dad doesnt mean u get to decide when something is over.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

Doesn't it?

Would you prefer I pulled the "I own large swaths of the Undercity" and thus am your boss, card?

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

i am making a tiny red angry face at u right now.

these stupid piece of junk charms cant do any of the fun stuff.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

Describing it doesn't increase the potential impact.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

im hiding and drinking all the wine when u fall asleep tonight.

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

Fine, just don't drunk vomit on my chair.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

oh im drunk vomiting alright! and totally on the chair. now what?

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

I'll burn the chair. Wine vomit doesn't come out of leather.

Text; Charm

[opheliac]

how do u know? WAIT. did the ogre puke on ur chair? ppppllleasse tell me she did!!!

Text; Charm

[conflictresolution]

No, but she did bleed on my floor and couch on more than on occasion.