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"Leave a missive, but be brief about it."

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Is that so?

durr!!! people piss themselves because ure so powerful.

I wish that were true. One has to fight for respect.

it is true. ive seen it. and ure also the best dad ever. thats the other talent.

I appreciate the compliments. Someday you'll find a shirt for me with that written on it.

[He might even wear it around the house. Maybe.]

if i make it, will u wear it??????

Perhaps around the house.

[What has he just gotten himself into? Trouble, that's what. He's going to regret this, he knows it.]

yeah!!!! shirt and pizza for dinner!!!

You have a shirt like that hidden in your room, don't you?

secret, secret, i wont tell.

Hmmm, I am experiencing regret about this already.

dont be so dramatic. pizza is good for u.

Edited 2024-04-08 02:03 (UTC)

It's a rolled out baked sandwich.

its not a sandwich, silco!!!!!! how many times do i have to tell u that?!?!?!

Edited 2024-04-08 02:29 (UTC)

It has all the ingredients of a sandwich.

but does it look like a sandwich? no.

An open faced sandwich, yes.

im going to nail u to ur chair and feed u ur least favorite food. whatever that is.

As I haven't experienced every food there is, I wouldn't know what I dislike the most.

nobody really likes vegetables.

Herbivores do. And many top-siders.

[Well balanced diet, what's that?]

yea and look where all that munching on vegetables got them. theyre all dead. by me. so the moral? vegetables can kill u.

Edited 2024-04-08 15:15 (UTC)

You're calling yourself a vegetable?

a deadly vegetable.

If celery was going to kill I suppose

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